Patience is no longer a virtue when....

When should you no longer considered patience a virtue?



  • When after sitting in the restaurant for an hour and everybody else is eating and you are the only one that's not.

  • If you've been dating the same guy for 20 years and he still hasn't asked you to marry him.

  • This is the tenth time you've been turn down for that promotion, yet the guy that was hired at the same time you were is now signing your paycheck.

  • The grimy boxer's your husband dropped on the floor a month ago are still laying in the same spot.

  • You told your landlord the plaster was peeling over the bathroom shower and now the hole is so big you can see the neighbor upstairs on the toilet.

  • The guys that you loaned money to is now dead.

Just so you know

Comments

Anonymous said…
FUNNY!

How about this one...

Patience is no longer a virtue when you've heard the umpteenth bubbly box blonde 20something white girl use the phrase "that's so ghetto" to refer to ANYTHING that went remotely wrong in their universe...that we're just living in.

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